Sent Date 01-20-2002 7:19:28 AM
HI GUYS N GALS,
that was a safe journey on very unsafe route and i reached germany via dubai....i realised that i'd travelled via dubai when at the immigration counter the german officer was throwing lots of question at me before he opened my passport....and there i wuz eager to tell him that i'm an indian national..waiting for him to realise that...and finally he opened and before he asked ,"indian?."and i told him ,"i'm an indian"...maybe we both at the same time...and we were sharing one lighter moment after that brief firing of questions at me which virtually made me feel that i belong to land of osama bin laden...for a while...infact his younger brother..!!!!......in the same mood looking at my pass port foto he asked ,not knowing what to say for moustache in geramn ,he was just trying to express himself as "where is my mousatche"...it seems in the new clause they say you should carry one latest oto of yourself...
"my girlfriend asked me shave it off....she never liked it...."
"girlfriend !...oh ...ok..!!!...".waving his hands he said...and he let me go with a smile....for a while i thought he reminded of his girlfriend....otherwise you hardly see a german at airport security counter smiling...anyways these europeans and americans have very soft corner to this entity called girl friend...!!!...i wuz just taking advantage of that.....girlfriend..!!!...ha!!! who has one...!!!!...
a very thanks to my friends who took me to the "kabhi kushi kabhi gham" just a day before ...a very sentimnental movie...scattered we were in the theatre ...and i wuz sitting all alone ....i would not mind if wuz sitting next to some pretty girls , but when fortune never favoured us and why this time then , i found myself sitting next to two octatorian ladies who were crying for every scene which depicts love your parents....and i never understood why was she looking at me....i mean i really love my parents...i would never go against them...i wish i could tell her that...!!!...that wuz not language barrier (from faces i could make that they were south indians) but generation gap which kept me silent....i just wished i could take them out from there and go to "dil chahata hai"....a very lght movie...only fun and no sentiments..!!!...mind you but i wuz senti when i came out after watching that movie....thanks to my friends which took me to that movie a very few days before i planned to take off...i wuz sentimental...and i'm....
there wuz a real panic situation even before i boarded the flight from india....amidst all confusion that happened one after another that day and in that state of mind i finally i made up my mind to travell....
i wuz just exchanging some cash for euro at one counter and had given him Rs 2000 in 500 denominations....wuz purplexed when the guy sitting there said that i wuz carrying one fake 500 not...i wuz just staring at him much unaware of the fact of what to do...but realised that there wuz one german guy standing just behind me observing me ..rather us...with his mouth wide open....as if i printed that note and looking at him for a while i also thought so....!!!...and i broke the silence and was explaining him from where did i get it....i don't know why but i wuz explaining to that german guy also...ATM.....ATM...Card.....Card...cash .......cash(pointing at the notes)...withdrawn.......bank...this morning...!!!...with all posible expression to make him understand...!!!...i knew i need not to explain to indian guy sitting there as he is well aware of misuse of 500 notes..!!!...i wuz explaining this german guy as who knows i might find him sitting next to me in the flight...and then for everything i do in flight ,he would give that expression.....thank god..!!..he wuz not sitting next to me...!!!..and nor the pretty gal....!!!...i really don't know whether fortune favoured me..!!!!...
after a brief discussion with the guy in the counter i requested him to give me back that note so that i can launch a complain with the bank...he gave me back...but put a mark on either side of the note as VOID....useless...that Rs500 note is just became a piece of paper for me...worth nothing..!!!....carrying that in hand much in mood of despair i sat in the cushion just beside the counter..!!!..i never knew that i wuz sitting opposite to a pretty india gal....only two of us there...!!!...to add to my frustration next thing i saw was that she just stood up and left and sat somewhere else...!!!...
IS SHE LISTENING TO ME....CAN I TELL HER THAT I DIN EVEN NOTICE HER TILL SHE WALKED OUT FROM THERE....I HAVE LOT OTHERES TO THINK AT THAT TIME...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME YOU PRETTY BITCH"....
she left.i don't know why but indian females have this mentality...if they find themselves sitting alone with a guy ,they think that this guy is gonna do something......"HEY COMMON THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE.... AND EVEN OTHERWISE WHY WOULD I?...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME YOU PRETTY BITCH..."..
to console myself....maybe she was observing the sequense of actions at the counter ....and she mistook me just like that german guy...otherwise it never happened in the past....
or maybe since i wuz wearing that talking T-shirt which says "i'm lost please take me home with you"....DID SHE REALLY MEAN WHAT IS WRITTEN THERE....HEY! YOU PRETTY BITCHG WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GO WITH YOU...DON'T I HAVE ANYBODY ELSE..?.."....
I'M REALLY THANKFUL TO MY DEAR FRIEND WHO HAD GIVEN HIM THIS T AS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT...!!!...A VERY SMART FRIEND OF MINE....!!!!....
for whatever reasons i went to toilet later ...was observing MYSELF in the mirror..."HEY...! I LOOK DECENT .....HEY YOU PRETTY BITCH ...DO YOU KNOW I LOOK DECENT...!!!...BTW WHO CARES....FOR BEAUTY WITHOUT BRAINS..!!!...."
p.s please note change in my mail id.
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